Quotes About Life and Dating

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

-  Woody Allen

 Seems like I am always chosen to be the 'friend'. They can date other girls, and go out with other girls, but when it comes to me, I always hear those same three words...'let's be friends.' And I can date other guys, but the ones I really care about

- Unknown Author 

 If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call.

- Greg Behrendt

 Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
1. You're wearing that?
2. Something smells funny.
3. Where's the Tylenol?
4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
5. I have a confession to make…
6. My dad has a suit just like that.
7. That man is hot. Look at him.
8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
10. You're how old?

-  Gena Showalter, Animal Instincts

 I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.

-  Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

We're not dating," Alec said again.
"Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?

- Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

 After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.
- Melinda Gates

 At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.
- Kato Kaelin

 Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
- Martha Beck